A poem about the pros and cons of running.
Running helps protect your health
It frees you from disease
But if you do too much of it
You'll really wreck your knees
Running's very good for you
It keeps you very fit
But if your t-shirt gets too wet
Your nipples hurt a bit
Running makes you feel quite good
Producing natural highs
But if your legs are wobbly
It chafes your inner thighs
Running can make you quite buff
You might get a six pack
But if you go too fast too soon
You'll have a heart attack
It frees you from disease
But if you do too much of it
You'll really wreck your knees
Running's very good for you
It keeps you very fit
But if your t-shirt gets too wet
Your nipples hurt a bit
Running makes you feel quite good
Producing natural highs
But if your legs are wobbly
It chafes your inner thighs
Running can make you quite buff
You might get a six pack
But if you go too fast too soon
You'll have a heart attack